Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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