How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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