Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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