You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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