whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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