you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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