She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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