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I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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