Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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