Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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