I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Let's paint friendship bongs
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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