he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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