Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The power of my boobs compel you
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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