i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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