As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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