Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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