new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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