i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
