Buhtt sex?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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