I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
