I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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