It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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