is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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