You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
literally had 100 drinks last night.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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