the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
