How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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