I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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