This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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