it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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