i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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