Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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