filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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