i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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