I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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