problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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