He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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