Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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