My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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