you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He shit in the fireplace
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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