idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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