Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
