Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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