Pants 0. Shit 1.
that's an acceptable place to lick
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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