love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
