BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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This is the high leading the old right now
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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