Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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