didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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