I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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