when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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