I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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