The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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