My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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