just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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