brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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