these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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